I have a few litmus tests for friendship that I can think of off the top of my head. I will add to this list as I see fit.
- You like the Pod F Tompkast.
- If you're not the kind of person who will say "I use a computer all day, why would I go on one at night?"
- You like Doug Loves Movies (especially the episode with PFT, John Lithgow and Jimmy Pardo).
- You understand why TMZ is funny.
- You don't drive like a schmohawk in the left lane when people are trying to pass you.
- You like Curb Your Enthusiasm
Sadly, I don't have any best friends...yet.
@theSulk Another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
@kdn13 The order in which I list people in an email I'm sending, is the order in which I'd save them if we were on a sinking ship.
@juliasegal Heard a mom say to her kid, "I'll give you something to cry about when we get home." I bet she's gonna make the kid watch The Notebook.
@kellyoxford Hey people who 'don't own a tv', we know you're watching it on the internet.
@luckyshirt Calling a meeting to discuss productivity is like eating ketchup to taste mustard.
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