@theSulk Another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
@kdn13 The order in which I list people in an email I'm sending, is the order in which I'd save them if we were on a sinking ship.
@juliasegal Heard a mom say to her kid, "I'll give you something to cry about when we get home." I bet she's gonna make the kid watch The Notebook.
@kellyoxford Hey people who 'don't own a tv', we know you're watching it on the internet.
@luckyshirt Calling a meeting to discuss productivity is like eating ketchup to taste mustard.
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