@kellyoxford Anyone who says 'I'm a bitch before I get my coffee' is a bitch after they get their coffee too.
@PFTompkins The gym: When old folks next to me use a machine for 2 minutes & leave, it's a struggle to not call after them, "Yeah, that oughtta do it."
@kdn13 My most anxious moment at the grocery store is when I tear off two bananas from a large bunch.
@friedmanjon Whenever someone tells me "It's never too late" it makes me feel good about doing it later.
@juliussharpe Idea - Save energy by switching from an electric chair to a solar chair. Executions we can feel good about!!
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